Let’s celebrate Aquifimas. On Aquifimas Eve we could gather round our respective local water wells and sing the water songs of old while sharing soggy joy with our neighbors. The adults will chit-chat around cauldrons of glorious boiling water, sipping on watertinis, while the children pummel each other with that age old favorite, water balloons, as they dart in and out between oscillating sprinkler heads. Aquifimas morning we will rise with palpable anticipation. Gifts of flambouyantly decorated jugs and bottles are exchanged and everyone enjoys a breakfast of crisp clean water and sponge cake. Then everyone gathers about the TV to watch their favorite synchronized swimming team compete for the title of world champions. Afterward, everyone can go for a swim, get really hungry (why does that always happen when you swim), go out for burgers and wish it wasn’t a whole year before Aquifimas comes around again.
1 comment:
Dood...that sounds AWESOME!
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